Here is a down and dirty summary of the league results this week.

Mock Draft Central beats Fantasy Baseball Generals 7-3. Ugh. Miguel Cabrera is hitting like he is on the Junkyard Jake squad and Magglio Ordonez’ hair is starting to affect his swing. There aren’t any better explanantions are there?  MDC’s starters get shellacked and he still wins.  MDC seems to be a strong contender.  Our division is shaping up like the AL East and the other division looks like the Eastern League by comparison.

Greco ties Stoney’s Lounge 4-4-2.  Just goes to show that looks do not a fantasy team make.  You could not have two more different looking people than Paul “Pretty Boy” Greco and Stoney. This was a hard fought battle that came down to the wire.  Greco adds Carlos Lee to his squad looking to El Caballo to round up some more points.

Fantasy Baseball Search beats Fantasy Baseball Geeks 6-3-1.  The feel good story of the year so far is the plucky Fantasy Baseball Search team, tearing up their division despite questionable managerial judgment.  Todd Farino is leading his team to the top, despite mispronouncing Robinson Cano as Robinson “Canoe.”  J.J. Hardy, on his team’s manager: “He can’t spell my first name even if I spot him a J.”

Rotodoc trounces Baseball Geeks 8-2.  The Baseball Geeks’ Player Track system continues to take an early beating.  Thankfully their manager is an S&M enthusiast, so look for the team to continue to get flogged every week.

Roto Authority edges Junkyard Jake 8-2.  RC has to whip his minions in line, taking away thier towel privileges.  Strangely, RC is now frequently seen hanging around his team’s showers.   With another showing like this and Jake may be demoted on the radio show from “Co-Host” to “Janitor.”

Fantasy Baseball Mafia crushes Fantasy Fanatics 8-2.  The Mafia squad rises to the challenge in honor of the departure of their owner from The Wiretap Radio Show.  Said Mafia stalwart Brandon Lyon, “thank God he is gone; I was afraid to start my car after I kept blowing saves. Hopefully I will lose the job soon so I don’t have to worry.”  Mafia first baseman Prince Fielder, now a vegetarian, will have to get his calorie laden pasta dishes elsewhere.  I hear Tony Cincotta makes a mean lasagna.