Fantasy Baseball Generals

Fantasy Baseball Warfare is a great matter to a nation; it is the ground of death and of life; it is the way of survival and of destruction, and must be examined.–Sun Tzu

Writer Bios

Brandon Heikoop-Brandon Heikoop is a bright young man, he’s got a great family, a promising paper route, only problem is…His bikes been impounded…But now he’s about to find out, that getting his bike back isn’t so easy.

Brian Joura-My first year playing fantasy baseball was 1982 when I was in a 10-team NL only league.  I had the first pick and took Mario Soto.  Other players on that championship team were Al Oliver, Jerry Reuss and Bob Welch.  Despite playing fantasy longer than any other writer on the site, I prefer to write articles about baseball in general.  Thanks, Pat, for indulging me.

Mike Podhorzer-A fanatical fantasy baseballer, Mike Podhorzer also enjoys cows, Stewie, and a nice egg salad sandwich. He may also be seen eating multiple gefilte fish with horseradish during Passover. As a future Razzball champion, not only is Podhorzer adept at projecting break out pitchers, but will soon prove his skill at drafting the crappiest on the mound as well. By day, this Fantasy Baseball General gets paid to perform equity research. If you ever stumble upon his recommendations, acting in the opposite direction of his rating is advised.

Patrick DiCaprio- Better looking and more manly than his girly-man namesake Leonardo, Patrick is probably the poorest of his classmates from MIT, having eschewed a chance to make a fortune in the tech boom for the opportunity to write about baseball for free. On the flip side, he is a three time champion of three different high stakes fantasy leagues, co-hosts the Baseball Gurus Show every Sunday on Blog Talk Radio and has the wonderful job of hunting down all of Mike Podhorzer’s spelling errors. He also is the proud owner of an Ichiro autographed ball AND bobblehead.

Andrew Cleary-Despite years of analysis training and judgment-improving meditation sessions to achieve one star (at best) generaldom, Andrew Cleary is still the type of manager who will sell the farm to get Johan Santana. Just kidding. He will also do it to get Lincecum.

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  • 1 Jeff // Apr 29, 2008 at 9:03 pm

    Brandon Heikoop IS! ….bummin on cancer!

  • 2 Brandon Heikoop // Apr 30, 2008 at 6:25 am

    Hahaha, thanks Jeff!

    For my Baseball Digest Daily Bio, I finally came clean and said, ‘I broke the dam’.

  • 3 Chris Silva // May 16, 2008 at 1:23 pm

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  • 4 Larry Yocum // Jun 20, 2008 at 9:33 am

    Hey, I wanted to give a big compliment to DiCaprio on his piece on Tacit Communication. It came to me through my Hotsheet subscription at fanball and I enjoyed the piece.

  • 5 Anonymous // Jul 25, 2008 at 5:25 pm

    Hey Patrick,

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